Don’t cry for me, Argentina. . .

Shed a tear for Argentine presidenta, Kristina Kirchner.  It wasn’t bad enough losing the World Cup.  Now she has to entertain world-class boor, Vladimir Putin as he threatens to strap on an accordion.  Oh the horror!

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Will he pick that thing up and actually play?  A simple Russian folk melody?  Something in a tortured minor key?  Will he take his shirt off?

Find out tonight on In Heaven There Is No Beer  heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone.  Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX.  And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our web site: http://www.nobeer.org/  and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.

Your host,

Joe Markulin

And keep in mind, In Heaven There Is No Beer is the only accordion show that expands you musical, literary, religious, philosophical, historical and culinary horizons!

Summer’s here!

And the time is right for dancing in the streets.  Or sleeping, depending on your chosen profession, income level,  social class and country of origin:

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Accordion players, children of a lesser musical god, have to make do, and sometimes, they cut up rough.  Help us help them!

Send money and join us tonight for In Heaven There Is No Beer  heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone.  Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX.  And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our web site: http://www.nobeer.org/  and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.

Your host,

Joe Markulin, Patron of the Arts

Accordions with attitude

And accordionists!

That American attitude.

Join us tonight for In Heaven There Is No Beer,  where we’ll be listening exclusively to American accordions (well, almost) in observation of the 4th of July.

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In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone.  Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX.  And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our web site: http://www.nobeer.org/  and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.

Your born-in-the-USA host,

Joe Markulin

While you were out. . .

We were away for a week, and bears took over our property!

They decimated fruit trees, destroyed bird feeders, crumpled fences.  The beehives?  Don’t even ask.   Then they found our rare and irreplaceable stash of accordions– and it got really ugly.

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The operating assumption is that it was, in fact, the famous three bears humiliated by Goldilocks and now seeking revenge.  But they’er so cute, protested the neighbors.  The cubs look like little, furry basketballs . . .

Join us tonight for In Heaven There Is No Beer,  the only radio show with the courage to denounce our predatory and reckless animal companions.

In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone.  Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX.  And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our web site: http://www.nobeer.org/  and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.

Your uncompromising and bear-baiting host,

Joe Markulin