If accordions are outlawed. . .

Only outlaws will have accordions.

Tune in tonight on WIOX when In Heaven There Is No Beer combines resources with the Radio Trump to bring you radio in a post-truth world.

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The new regime has, in no uncertain terms, banned the accordion as an instrument of subversion. The order reads, in part, “As is well known, the accordion is the musical instrument of choice to the most volatile, menacing and degenerate group of people ever to have washed up on the shores of our exceptional land—immigrants!” It goes on to cite early offenders, the Irish and Italians, through eastern Europeans and Scandinavians (at least they’re white) to Mexicans. And, last but not least, Canadians and their progeny the Acadians (Cajuns)—all of whom are descended ultimately, horror of horrors, from the French!

In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY. We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at wioxradio.org. Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone and internet apps such as Tunein Radio. And locally, on Margaretville Cable Channel 20 where the reception is crystal clear. For more information, lots of funny pictures, hundreds of hours of accordion radio, and our perverse sense of humor, go to: nobeer.org

Your host,

Joe Markulin

February is Black History Month

On the accordion. Join us as we celebrate the rich history of black accordionists from the great grand-daddy of ‘em all, Amadee Ardoin to Madame T, one of today’s emerging young stars—and an Accordion Babe! We’ll take you from the creole tradition of Louisiana to the townships of South Africa.

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Don’t miss it and don’t this year’s Black History Month, because word on the street is that once the Republicans have safely gotten ride of public education, Medicare, Social Security and the Environmental Protection Agency, they’re coming after Black History.

In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY. We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at wioxradio.org. Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone and internet apps such as Tunein Radio. And locally, on Margaretville Cable Channel 20 where the reception is crystal clear. For more information, lots of funny pictures, hundreds of hours of accordion radio, and our perverse sense of humor, go to: nobeer.org

Your host,

Joe Markulin

Radio Trump!

Because the people are hungering and thirsting for it—a new show!  What radio could be in the Age of Trump, what radio should be in the age of Trump.  It starts today at 10:00 AM, so get your coffee and tune in.  Double Martinis are suggested for the faint of heart.

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We will explore the still unwinding World o’ Trump, and address all the newly emerging problematics, including the burning question, When is it OK to punch a Nazi?

Radio Trump  will be heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury—every little once in a while or until the thought police shut us down.  Dare to listen!  The show also streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone and internet apps such as Tunein Radio.  And locally, on Margaretville Cable Channel 20 where the reception is crystal clear.

Your host, humbled by this awesome responsibility,

Joe Markulin

Those Russians! The generosity!

Always with the accordions.

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But hey, if the acting vice president of the United States says it . . .who are we to question authority?

Tonight however, a special radio treat—jump in your time machine and join us for our big Back to the Future show.

The year is 1984!  All the hits, with our usual political, historical, cultural and artistic asides.

In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PMand the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone and internet apps such as Tunein Radio.  And locally, on Margaretville Cable Channel 20 where the reception is crystal clear.  For more information, lots of funny pictures, hundreds of hours of accordion radio, and our perverse sense of humor, go to: nobeer.org