Accordions for Tots

Don’t you think your little shavers would like one of these fancy junior accordions? Mythological beasts playing various musical instruments? And what appear to be mythological vegetables as well. Acc for tots

We are here to encourage musical children. Plus we’ll be offering all kinds of educational extras including the unveiling of a brand new Joe Markulin initiative to teach kids farming and creative writing. It’s called, Serf For A Day–and your kids just might qualify. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity. Scholarships are available.

In Heaven There Is No Beer is a distinctly child-oriented accordion show (approved by all the big shot child psychologists) heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY. We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at wioxradio.org. Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone. Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX. And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our new web site: http://www.nobeer.org/ and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.
Your host with the boyish grin and still a child at heart,

Joe Markulin

For The Children

Tonight, accordion music for children, and because this is In Heaven There Is No Beer, a big dose of moral instruction and practical advice for parents.  Everybody recognizes the incipient moral turpitude of children left to their own devices (Remember, Lord of the Flies).  We”ll be offering the antidote (in song) to all that including object lessons, cautionary tales and scary stories guaranteed to terrorize your children into proper behavior and good manners.

In Heaven There Is No Beer  is a distinctly child-oriented accordion show (approved by all the big shot child psychologists) heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone.  Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX.  And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our new web site: http://www.nobeer.org/  and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.
Your host and still a child at heart,

Joe Markulin

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We Hate The Beatles

Nothing personal; it’s just corporate policy here at In Heaven There Is No Beer, Inc.  I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.  And all our employees have to sign a loyalty oath.  No Beatles in the studio.  Period.  But suddenly, new and startling evidence has come to light.  Incontrovertible photographic evidence:

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This is no Photoshop shenanigan.

Admittedly, it puts us in a bind.  Will we be forced to play Sir Paul?  Sir John?  Sir Ringo?  Tune in tonight at 8:00 to find out.

In Heaven There Is No Beer  is a distinctly Beatles-free accordion show heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone.  Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX.  And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our new web site: http://www.nobeer.org/  and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.
Your host,
Sir Joe Markulin

My Dinner with Albert

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No, not that Albert!  Albert Verdesca, the host of My Dinner with Albert, heard every Thursday night on WIOX radio at 6:00 in the evening.  Tonight an especially memorable dinner as Albert comes to my house to eat.   It will be a dinner with more than a few twists, and I don’t just mean those little pieces of lemon peel we like in our martinis.  Together, Albert and I will  journey to the land of our forefathers (and foremothers too), la bella Napoli.  Sorta.  Kinda.  More or less.

Join me, Joe Markulin, for a truly special repast.  Albert will be there too.

After dinner, we’ll all take an hour’s nap, and then I’ll be back on the radio at 8:00 with some relatively sublime accordion music to help with your digestion.

That’s In Heaven There Is No Beer, the adult contemporary accordion show heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone.  Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX.  And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and historically significant shows form the past, try our web site: http://www.nobeer.org/  and note well, the site now has over 200 hours full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure, all of course leavened and spiced with saucy, uninhibited commentary from yours truly.

Your host for dinner and for music tonight,

Joe Markulin

We might even invite this guy to dinner.  If he can behave himself–and keep the volume down.

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