When a cat gets aught in your accordion . . .

Sounds like it has all the makings of one of those really bad accordion jokes, right?

And that’s our challenge:  Our First Annual Really Bad Accordion Joke Contest.

Just answer the question, “What’s the difference between a cat and an accordion?”   Use your imagination, your sense of humor and probably one of the following words in your answer—squeal, squeak, squeeze.

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1st Prize: a shiny accordion made of gold

2nd Prize:  one slightly put-out cat.  Her name is Bellows.

Enter as often as you like!

And be sure to listen to In Heaven There Is No Beer tonight.

In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursdayevening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone and internet apps such as Tunein Radio.  And locally, on Margaretville Cable Channel 20 where the reception is crystal clear.  For more information, lots of funny pictures, hundreds of hours of accordion radio, and our mordant sense of humor, go to: nobeer.org
Your host,

Joe Markulin,one cool but slightly put-out cat

Congenial Canadian madman . . .

Singer-songriter, genius and accordionist Geoff Berner featured tonight on In Heaven There Is No Beer. Songs about lawyers, pimps, poets, the police, war and peace, rabbis, and Vancouver real estate.

Be sure to tune in, because, me and him, we’ve got the same haircut.

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In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY. We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at wioxradio.org. Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone and internet apps such as Tunein Radio. And locally, on Margaretville Cable Channel 20 where the reception is crystal clear. For more information, lots of funny pictures, hundreds of hours of accordion radio, and our mordant sense of humor, go to: nobeer.org

Your host

Joe Markulin

Our Big Literary Show

We’ve got you in our sights!

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That’s right, tonight on In Heaven Thee Is No Beer, our annual literary show. We’ll be discussing books and authors, all thought-provokingly illustrated by tasteful accordion music.
In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone and internet apps such as Tunein Radio.  And locally, on Margaretville Cable Channel 20 where the reception is crystal clear.  For more information, lots of funny pictures, hundreds of hours of accordion radio, and our mordant sense of humor, go to: nobeer.org
Your host,

Joe Markulin
Board Certified Literary Critic

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Wake up and smell the accordions.

And listen to songs of death, divorce, drinking and dancing. What else is there? Depravity?

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In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY. We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at wioxradio.org. Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone and internet apps such as Tunein Radio. And locally, on Margaretville Cable Channel 20 where the reception is crystal clear. For more information, lots of funny pictures, hundreds of hours of accordion radio, and our mordant sense of humor, go to: nobeer.org

Your cocky host,

Joe Markulin