The babes are back!

In all their glorious, fulsome splendor.

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Join us tonight a we pay tribute to a couple of the new Accordion Babes for 2018.

Also on the only accordion radio show in North America to come with a literary component, our review of one of the most flabbergasting books of the new year—Fire and Fury, Inside the Trump White House, by Michael Wolff. It’s tabloid journalism, it’s lifestyles of the rich and famous, it’s . . it’s. . . it’s pretty revolting—in all the right ways.

In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY. We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at wioxradio.org. Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone and internet apps such as Tunein Radio. And locally, on Margaretville Cable Channel 20 where the reception is crystal clear. For more information, lots of funny pictures, hundreds of hours of accordion radio, and our mordant sense of humor, go to: nobeer.org

Your host,

Joe Markulin

Bad song night tonight!

Join us tonight to find out just what a bad song is. Don’t worry, as we all know, there are simply no bad songs on the accordion. However, If there were such a thing as a bad song on the accordion, then this guy just might be the perpetrator.

A word in advance: we will discuss bad songs from both a theoretical and practical perspective—but we won’t actually play any. We wouldn’t do that to our listeners, because then you’d have the wretched things rattling around in your brain all night.

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In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY. We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at wioxradio.org. Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone and internet apps such as Tunein Radio. And locally, on Margaretville Cable Channel 20 where the reception is crystal clear. For more information, lots of funny pictures, hundreds of hours of accordion radio, and our mordant sense of humor, go to: nobeer.org

Your host,

Joe Markulin

Let’s go back . . .

Well, maybe not this far.  But that would be nice, huh?

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No, instead, join us tonight as we take a look at the past year in accordions—2017.  Hits, misses, and songs that just never came to our attention before.

In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PMand the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone and internet apps such as Tunein Radio.  And locally, on Margaretville Cable Channel 20 where the reception is crystal clear.  For more information, lots of funny pictures, hundreds of hours of accordion radio, and our mordant sense of humor, go to: nobeer.org
Your host, the forward looking but back peddling,

Joe Markulin

We sleep inside!

Oh the weather outside is frightful . . . and the season’s upon us.  That means it’s time to take your accordions in for the winter.  And while you’re at it, get those chainsaws inside.  They’ll be easier to start on a cold winter’s day.  If you have enough room left around the stove, I guess you may as well get you dogs in the house too.  Just sayin’.

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Everyone here at In Heaven There Is No Beer wishes you a Merry Christmas (but not in a polemical, in-your-face kind of way), a good Solstice to kick off the winter and a Merry, Happy Whatever.

Join us tonight for our big Xmas, winter bash.

In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone and internet apps such as Tunein Radio.  And locally, on Margaretville Cable Channel 20 where the reception is crystal clear.  For more information, lots of funny pictures, hundreds of hours of accordion radio, and our mordant sense of humor, go to: nobeer.org
Your host, the seasonally jolly,

Joe Markulin