Happy accordion Easter

It’s the Easter season, and all sorts of unlikely things are in the air:  joy, spring, poetry and anthropomorphism, even resurection from the dead! !   Bunnies play accordions and jolly peeps dance a ring around the rosy.

Join us tonight for the usual seasonal shenanigans and silly, high spirited musical behavior.   We’ll be taking a closer (some would say merciless) look at the Last Supper, the stations of the cross, and we’ll even throw in a recipe for salami pie as we celebrate not just Easter, but all of Holy Week.

In Heaven There Is No Beer  is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone.  Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX.  And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our new web site: http://www.nobeer.org/  and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.

Your pascal lamb of a host,
Joe Markulin

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Accordions for Tots

Don’t you think your little shavers would like one of these fancy junior accordions? Mythological beasts playing various musical instruments? And what appear to be mythological vegetables as well. Acc for tots

We are here to encourage musical children. Plus we’ll be offering all kinds of educational extras including the unveiling of a brand new Joe Markulin initiative to teach kids farming and creative writing. It’s called, Serf For A Day–and your kids just might qualify. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity. Scholarships are available.

In Heaven There Is No Beer is a distinctly child-oriented accordion show (approved by all the big shot child psychologists) heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY. We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at wioxradio.org. Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone. Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX. And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our new web site: http://www.nobeer.org/ and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.
Your host with the boyish grin and still a child at heart,

Joe Markulin

For The Children

Tonight, accordion music for children, and because this is In Heaven There Is No Beer, a big dose of moral instruction and practical advice for parents.  Everybody recognizes the incipient moral turpitude of children left to their own devices (Remember, Lord of the Flies).  We”ll be offering the antidote (in song) to all that including object lessons, cautionary tales and scary stories guaranteed to terrorize your children into proper behavior and good manners.

In Heaven There Is No Beer  is a distinctly child-oriented accordion show (approved by all the big shot child psychologists) heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone.  Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX.  And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our new web site: http://www.nobeer.org/  and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.
Your host and still a child at heart,

Joe Markulin

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We Hate The Beatles

Nothing personal; it’s just corporate policy here at In Heaven There Is No Beer, Inc.  I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.  And all our employees have to sign a loyalty oath.  No Beatles in the studio.  Period.  But suddenly, new and startling evidence has come to light.  Incontrovertible photographic evidence:

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This is no Photoshop shenanigan.

Admittedly, it puts us in a bind.  Will we be forced to play Sir Paul?  Sir John?  Sir Ringo?  Tune in tonight at 8:00 to find out.

In Heaven There Is No Beer  is a distinctly Beatles-free accordion show heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone.  Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX.  And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our new web site: http://www.nobeer.org/  and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.
Your host,
Sir Joe Markulin