DEATH TO CROWS

We hate crows!

Despicable animals.  They are noisy, well, actually, cacophonous, annoying, ecologically useless, aesthetically obscene and a threat to our very way of life.

Exhibit A: This is what corn looks like when the crows have visited your garden and feasted on the fruits of your labor: Corn

But I digress.  In Heaven There Is No Beer is a weekly radio show where we play late night accordion music for consenting adults.   And tonight, we will be taking a critical look at Public Enemy # 1, the crow.  We even have a few crow songs.

Otherwise, of course, our usual delightful mix of accordion music from around the world, featuring for the second week in a row–ugly guys who sing in French.  Last week Jacques Brel, tonight, Serge Gainsbourg.

In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone.  Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX.  And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our web site: http://www.nobeer.org/  and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.

Your “The only good crow is a dead crow” host,

Joe Markulin

Our Big Jacques Brel Show!

That’s the man, the guy who wrote Seasons in the Sun and only one of the greatest singer/songwriters (not to mention performers) of the past century.   In a departure from our recent practice, this week In Heaven There Is No Beer  will steer clear of dead rabbits and soft-core pornography to concentrate on the music.  Imagine what an unprecedented step.  But don’t worry, plenty of accordions, and a few iconoclastic surprises. Brel_Jacques

In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone.  Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX.  And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our web site: http://www.nobeer.org/  and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.

Your “We had joy, we had fun” host,

Joe Markulin

Let’s pretend we’re bunny rabbits. . .

Some bunny rabbits are cute beyond belief, wear children’s clothing and even play the accordion:

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Others, well, because of their trespasses and transgressions, find themselves in dire straits:

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What kind of rabbit are you! Just answer one question:

1. Good rabbit: I wear children’s clothing and engage in a host of related anthropomorphic behaviors.

2, Bad rabbit: I sneak into people’s gardens and eat everything that isn’t nailed down.

Join us tonight for songs about rabbits, a discussion of so-called poetry and all the accordion music that isn’t nailed down.

In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY. We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at wioxradio.org. Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone. Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX. And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our web site: http://www.nobeer.org/ and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.

Your Rabbit (rabid?) host,

Joe Markulin

Don’t bother to pack your nylons

Just keep them pretty legs showin’
It gets hot down where we’re goin’

—John Hiatt, Drive South

And it gets hot on WIOX tonight, with some summer accordion music, by turns smokin’ by turns languid.   Sit back and relax with us, and enjoy your vacation.  To facilitate just that, we’ll be sharing some of our closely held secrets: ie.  what to eat and drink in summer’s warm, sometimes sticky embrace.

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In Heaven There Is No Beer is heard exclusively on WIOX, community radio 91.3 FM, Roxbury, NY.  We come to you every Thursday evening at 8:00 PM and the show streams live at  wioxradio.org.  Our broadcasts are also available on the iPhone.  Just go to the Apple App Store and search WIOX.  And on Margaretville Cable Channel 20.

For more information, pictures and shows form the vaults, try our web site: http://www.nobeer.org/  and note well, the website now has over 100 shows full of glorious accordion music for your listening pleasure.

Your sultry, steaming host,

Joe Markulin